Why on earth would you ruin my beautiful medley of Imogen Heap, Coldplay, Ingrid Michaelson, OneRepublic, Regina Spektor and Barcelona and mess it up with Evanescence and Nickleback? I do not understand how you think. Silly internet radio.

Please fix this. I'm in the mood of lovely softer tunes tonight.

Katie

P.S. I still love you.

Google Reader,

How is it that I read all 223 new blog posts (yeah, I'm obsessed with reading blogs!) and with a sense of accomplishment, go to sleep for the night. But when I wake up the next morning, I already have another 100 blogs to read? *Sigh* The life of an obsessive blogger.

Pandora -

Sorry to bother you again. I really want to start an R&B/Rap playlist. But I'm terrified of what you might bring me. No Beiber. That would be the last straw. I would dump you like loser boyfriend if you tried to force that on me. You have been warned. I can't be expected to forgive you if you do something so offensive.

TV:

Thank you for bringing me wonderful shows like Chuck and Glee. I appreciate funny things to watch. I love how much I smile and laugh. Joy is a good thing.

Sunshine,

I thought you were a pretty good book for a while. You don't have chapters which has bugged me to no end, but I looked past it. However, and I NEVER thought I would say this but... Bring back the vampire! (Don't judge me.) I don't want to give up on you yet. Please move the story along now or I might be forced to find a new book to read. I don't want to do that to you.

Bathroom Scale -

I must say, I am getting tired of your bipolar issues. You're up. You're down. Make up your mind will you? I'm having a hard time keeping up with your mood swings! Do something about that, please?

Camera,

I'm peeved with you. That's right. Peeved. I filmed a video and you made me look orange. I looked like someone from Jersey Shore. That's not okay. I'm peeved.

Dear Taco Soup,

You are yummy. That is all.