Showing posts with label Past. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Past. Show all posts
Monday, August 8, 2011
The Curious Savage
A few weeks ago I wrote a post about one of my favorite plays from high school.
And I realized that there was one more that needed to be shared.
So, without further ado...
The Curious Savage!
There is a mental institution named "The Cloisters" that is home to a bunch of lovable crazies.
Hannibal, who thinks he can play the violin, but really can't.
Fairy May, who thinks she's pretty but is really plain, desperate for love and admiration.
Mrs. Patty, who has given up electricity for lent, and paints seascapes that are anything but lovely. She also doesn't speak, unless to recite the things she hates.
Jeff, who alone survived an attack in the war and believes his face is scarred, leaving him too shy to play the piano.
And Florence, who believes a baby doll is her five year old child who died of measles.
But there is going to be a new patient in their wing, and the crazies are interested in finding out who!
The three Savage children...
Titus, a senator with a bad temper.
Lily Belle, a gorgeous 7-time divorcee.
And Samuel, a judge.
...are admitting their step-mother, who has recently gone insane.
(Hey that's me! I'm all old and stuff!)
Ethel P. Savage carries around a large teddy bear with one eye and acts like a fool in public. Which the well-to-do children do not approve of.
Hence why they are putting her away!
She also stole and hid ten million dollars worth of non-negotiable bonds from her children. But they don't know that. Yet.
But The Cloisters isn't all bad. There are quite a few nice people.
Like Miss Willie. The nurse.
She also happens to be Jeff's wife. But he doesn't remember her.
And Mrs. Savage quickly makes friends with the crazy inmates.
Hilarious antics are everywhere.
However, Mrs. Savage doesn't much care for her children.
But that's okay. They don't much care for her either.
Once the Savage children realize that the bonds, they come back in a hurry, desperate to find their lost inheritance.
And Mrs. Savage reveals that she buried it!
But, while she may act crazy, Ethel is quite sane. And she has a plan to make her not-so-lovable step-children look like the fools they are.
She leaves a note for Samuel telling him that the bonds are inside an old chimney.
She tells Lily Belle the bonds are hidden inside a stuffed porpoise in the natural history museum.
And Titus is told they are buried inside the President's hot house.
However, she reveals to the patients that none of these places hold the secret to the bonds. And they all have a good laugh at the rotten step-children's expense!
The very next day, Dr. Emmett comes to have a chat with Mrs. Savage. The newspapers are full of stories about her children. How a chimney fell on top of Samuel, nearly crushing him. How Lily Belle was arrested for trying to steal a porpoise from a museum. And how Titus was suspected of planting a bomb at the White House.
Needless to say, her kiddos are furious!
They threaten her with a truth drug.
But Dr. Emmett reasons with Mrs. Savage and tells them that she will give them the bonds.
But not before the adorable inmates jump in to save the day. And cause a little bit of chaos!
But Mrs. Savage calms the crazies, and pulls the bonds from inside of her giant teddy bear! Gasp!
But when Mrs. Patty turns out the lights, trying once again to give up electricity for lent, all hell breaks loose!
The bonds are gone! And so is Mrs. Patty! So, while they search for the missing bonds and patient, everyone else waits patiently.
Well, as patiently as crazy people can wait.
Mrs. Patty is finally discovered. Without the bonds.
But Miss Willie returns with a pot of smoldering ashes. And one corner of a flame touched bond.
They've been destroyed.
The Savages leave, distraught and penniless.
And Ethel is free to leave as well after Dr. Emmett decides that she no longer needs to remain at The Cloisters.
The inmates each give her simple going away presents. Pointless and ordinary to anyone but Mrs. Savage, who finds them each perfect and wonderful.
And Mrs. Patty gives Mrs. Savage one last gift.
She tells her she loves her even though she hates everything in the world.
There is one surprise left in this show.
The bonds weren't really destroyed.
Miss Willie stole them when the lights went out. And merely tore off one corner to pretend they were gone.
And like the sweetheart she is, she returns them to Mrs. Savage.
The play ends as Mrs. Savage leaves The Cloisters.
She sees each patient as they see themselves and should be.
Hannibal can play the violin beautifully.
Mrs. Patty hangs up a lovely seascape on the wall.
Jeff and Miss Willie sit together as he plays the piano.
Florence sits with her perfect little boy.
And Fairy May dance around the room in a gorgeous dress, looking lovely.
Monday, July 11, 2011
Dear Me,
What would you say if you were able to talk to your teenage self?
I wrote a letter a few months back to my seventeen year old self.
It was written as a guest post for another wonderful blog, but it turned out to give some incredible insight into my past.
I know my younger self will never read that letter, but my twenty-two year old self learned a lot just by writing it. I found that I am stronger than I think. That I've grown so much. That I am a wonderful person.
What would YOU say if you could write a letter to yourself?
I encourage you to try it!
And I would also love it if you checked out my guest post on the Hindsight Letters!
Sunday, May 8, 2011
Mom
My mom is:
A friend
A confidant
A shoulder to cry on
A scary driver
Great at making me laugh
A wonderful smile
A hug on a bad day
A hug on a good day
A caring sister
Loving
A wake up call
A great cook
An incredible wife
A night owl
A trip planner
A sweet grandmother
Always good for advice
A travel companion
A random email
A terrible text messager
A tv watching pal
A quilter
A reader
A farmville addict
A gamer
And most of all,
She is the perfect mom.
Thank you for bringing me into the world and thank you for making my life one that is filled with love!
Happy Mother's Day, Mom.
I love you!
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Butterfly
When I get homesick, I tend to look through old photos that I have.
I haven't been too homesick, but when I feel it a little bit, it helps to remember the good times.
I stumbled across these photos and really wanted to share them with you.
We found this new butterfly in our yard back in 2008 and had fun letting him climb up our faces and sit in our hair. He was so so pretty!
My niece was a little bit scared of Flutter, but this is one of my favorite pictures of the two of us.
Good memories.
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Life Was Simpler
Tonight was a rough one. I don't want to get into all of the details right now since I've got other plans for this post. And I'm sure I'll write about it later when it's more relevant.
So, in an attempt to distract my mind, I was looking through the pictures in an old box I found while watching K-Stew stutter like her mouth is riding a jackhammer. (I really don't know why I own this movie. I don't like it. Maybe if I could remember how awful I find Twilight, I would forget how much today sucked?)
So, while looking through pictures; I came across this one.
Yes. I'm that adorableness in the panties and one shoe.
It made me laugh and I just had to share it with all of you.
I've come to a conclusion about this picture: Life was simpler when I was little.
Here's why:
1. I didn't have to worry about my outfit being perfect. There was no one to impress. Everyone in my life already loved me.
2. Who cared if my hair was crazy? I was still cute!
3. Clothes were always cute. There weren't curves to fit clothes to.
4. It was considered adorable when I showed off my chubby thighs. (And princess panties were in style too.)
So I've decided that while it's not okay to dress THIS extreme in the future, but maybe I should let my life be a little more simple.
(Also, this movie is really terrible. It's hilarious! It's definitely cheered me up!)
Monday, September 20, 2010
To Me:
Hey Katie. It's you. Well... it's me. It's us. It's Katie from the future. I can see that you don't understand.
It's me, Katie from the future and I am here to give a warning to you, Katie in the past. You are about to go to sleep. It is Saturday night for you. Here is what you need to do tomorrow. Listen carefully.
When the alarm goes off Sunday morning, get up. I know that your head is dizzy, your throat hurts, and you can't breathe. This is just the remnants of your cold. These symptoms are going to pass in about an hour. If you get up and shower, you will be fine. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT just roll over and go back to sleep. You should go to church.
If you get up now, you will also save yourself from some really awful, crazy weird dreams. Trust me. You don't want to experience the madness.
I know you don't realize it now, but it's is our ward's Linger Longer. You know how amazing they are. Once you realize this, it is already too late. You will be sorry that you didn't go.
Next, you'll play more Zelda with Kevin. You'll play through Lord Jabu Jabu's Belly. We both know it's our least favorite Temple. Why? Because you hate the boss. He haunts your nightmares.
You'll also get a few other things accomplished in the game. But you'll make a mistake. You have two options.
- Don't jump off the platform. Climb the vines.
- If you do jump off the platform, SAVE THE GAME before restarting the console! You will have to go through all of the Jabu Jabu nonsense AGAIN. SAVE. THE. GAME! Trust me.
Just remember these things tomorrow. I suppose if you don't, the day is still a pretty good one. But I recommend following my advice. Good day to you.
P.S. Don't forget to sign up for my GIVEAWAY!! You have until Saturday!
P.S. Don't forget to sign up for my GIVEAWAY!! You have until Saturday!
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