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Thursday, December 31, 2009

A Kiss?

Ready for a shocking revelation? Are you sure? Okay.

I've never been kissed on New Year's Eve.

I realize that I'm only 20, and I have plenty more December 31st's left for this to occur. But 20 years is a long time. I mean, granted for about probably 13 of those years, I wanted nothing to do with boys and I probably would have run away if one tried to kiss me. But now, here I am, 20 years old, and no prospective boys to kiss me at the beginning of the new decade.

So I thought I would leave a little personal ad, maybe catching a potential lip donor.

Hi. My name is Kate Weber. I'm 20 years old. I'm single, fairly normal, and I have a great sense of humor. I'm a great conversationalist as long as you don't expect me to come up with a starting topic. I'm a bit messy, but I simply have other priorities that trump cleaning. I like taking long walks on the beach, or I'm sure I would if I had a beach near my home. I love music, movies and books. I'm also in love with computers.
Lips: used, but in great condition. Also comes with large amounts of thick, long hair, perfect for running your fingers through.
Warning: Emotional baggage likely to appear at some point.
If you are interested, leave me a comment!
XOXO Kate!

That wasn't desperate was it? *shrug*

Have a great new year, and I hope I was able to make you smile!

And remember "If you put a smile on your kisser, maybe someone will put a kiss on your smiler."

3 Thoughts:

Juliana said...

WHAT?? Never been kissed on New Year's you better get on that TONIGHT dear!

julie said...

I experienced my first New Years Eve kiss when I was don't feel too bad! I hope it doesn't take you that long, though! Maybe next year - a lot can happen in a year.

Anonymous said...

Nice ad; though am very amused by the "Lips: used" part.