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Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Notes to Things

Pandora -
Why on earth would you ruin my beautiful medley of Imogen Heap, Coldplay, Ingrid Michaelson, OneRepublic, Regina Spektor and Barcelona and mess it up with Evanescence and Nickleback? I do not understand how you think. Silly internet radio.
Please fix this. I'm in the mood of lovely softer tunes tonight.
P.S. I still love you.

Google Reader,
How is it that I read all 223 new blog posts (yeah, I'm obsessed with reading blogs!) and with a sense of accomplishment, go to sleep for the night. But when I wake up the next morning, I already have another 100 blogs to read? *Sigh* The life of an obsessive blogger.

Pandora -
Sorry to bother you again. I really want to start an R&B/Rap playlist. But I'm terrified of what you might bring me. No Beiber. That would be the last straw. I would dump you like loser boyfriend if you tried to force that on me. You have been warned. I can't be expected to forgive you if you do something so offensive.

Thank you for bringing me wonderful shows like Chuck and Glee. I appreciate funny things to watch. I love how much I smile and laugh. Joy is a good thing.

I thought you were a pretty good book for a while. You don't have chapters which has bugged me to no end, but I looked past it. However, and I NEVER thought I would say this but... Bring back the vampire! (Don't judge me.) I don't want to give up on you yet. Please move the story along now or I might be forced to find a new book to read. I don't want to do that to you.

Bathroom Scale -
I must say, I am getting tired of your bipolar issues. You're up. You're down. Make up your mind will you? I'm having a hard time keeping up with your mood swings! Do something about that, please?

I'm peeved with you. That's right. Peeved. I filmed a video and you made me look orange. I looked like someone from Jersey Shore. That's not okay. I'm peeved.

Dear Taco Soup,
You are yummy. That is all.

Harry Potter!
I can't wait! I simply can't wait!

15 Thoughts:

this_shattered_symphony said...

Taco Soup? Damn, that does sound yummy. :)

As for the trailer, so EPIC!

ChinkyGirLMeL said...

The life of an obsessive blogger- that sounds like me. I wake up in the morning and the first thing I do is read blogs and as soon as I get home from work I'm off to reading blogs again until it's time for me to go to bed. Hehehehe.

usefultruth0408 said...

I don't know what it is about Pandora sometimes . . . I think certain artists pay them more - and it clearly has it's favorites. I don't know if I've created a station that hasn't tried to play Jack Johnson to me.

siovhan said...

i love taco soup. so much.

Plum said...

I agree about the TV, the bathroom scale, and the Potter. My BFF also likes Sunshine. I guess I should read it. She's Mormon too. Coincidence?

Stereo said...

The bathroom scale will FOREVER be my mortal enemy. I'm giving it a wide berth these days so I can fool myself into thinking that if I let it have some alone time, it will be my friend.

So yes, I feel your pain.

Angela said...

You know, your message to your google reader is a lot like mine! I sometimes think if I wasn't able to read blogs on my ipod, I would never get away from my computer. :)

Jen said...

You are like my NEW BEST FRIEND! I love your blog, I'm following, you now have 104 followers! Woohoo!

Pandora is silly. Regina Spektor & Imogen Heap should not be paired with Nickleback.

TV is delicious... as is Taco Soup.

Ummm, Harry Potter... need I say more!!! I'm in love! Counting down the days!

Cole Garrett said...

I love taco soup!!!!

I think I know what we're making for dinner next week.

I like your notes to things. It reminds me of Jimmy Fallon late night, which is also good.

Laura Darling said...

Hey...I just found your blog! Pandora has been letting me down lately too! Bummer! And I have heard so many people talking about taco soup and I have NEVER had it. I just might have to try it sometime soon!

Anonymous said...

i can't wait for Harry Potter too!!! ekkkk :D

MissEmy said...

Love Glee!! Cute blog. :)

Roxanne and Lorraine said...

Writing letters to things that cannot respond is one of my favorite things to do. :)

My bathroom scale and yours must be related. Boo.


Elle said...

Pandora and I need to have a discussion too. Some of the crap it suggests I listen to are sheer crap. I've reverted back to just listening to my own playlist.

Anonymous said...

I'm not going to see HP until both movies are out. This will be a giant pain in the ass, but I have to pay to see two movies, might as well pay when they're both out.