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Thursday, February 10, 2011
Vegas is funny.
There are a few things that have really made me laugh since I got here.
Getting lost looking for post offices that don't exist.
The ice cream truck that drives around the neighborhood... in the WINTER!
But nothing is more funny than getting mistaken for a hooker.
Ready for a funny story?
Apparently you don't have to walk the streets for people to think you're a hooker. All you need to do is live in Las Vegas and have a Facebook account.
I got on Facebook today to find this message:
I had been feeling sick all day, and this totally made me laugh!
Let's break this down, shall we?
1. I only changed my location yesterday. Scotty is so on top of things!
2. $1000, Scotty? That's it? I'm worth $1003!
3. Thanks Scotty! I am glad you think I'm hot!
4. You can't even check my age before you write me? C'mon Scotty!
So Scotty, the decent looking white guy, I am afraid I have to turn you down. While I am of legal age, I'm pretty sure prostitution is well... illegal. But it's totally flattering that you thought I was a whore!
Oh Vegas... you're so funny!