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Monday, February 21, 2011
A Few Notes
9:39 AM
Muscles:
I'd appreciate it if you'd just get used to working out already. It would make me want to do it a lot more. I have quite a lot of fun pumping out some awesome kick boxing moves or walking three miles in the morning. I do NOT care for the way you treat me after. Stop whining. I know you want to look and feel sexy just as much as I do, and the sooner you get over your sore attitude, the sooner we can both enjoy this.
Love,
Me.
I'd appreciate it if you'd just get used to working out already. It would make me want to do it a lot more. I have quite a lot of fun pumping out some awesome kick boxing moves or walking three miles in the morning. I do NOT care for the way you treat me after. Stop whining. I know you want to look and feel sexy just as much as I do, and the sooner you get over your sore attitude, the sooner we can both enjoy this.
Love,
Me.
Dear Prospective Employers,
I am looking for a job. I've sent you my application, so I'm sure you are aware of this. Please consider me. I like living in Vegas and would very much like to stay here and work at your facility.
Please and thank you,
Kathryn M. Weber
To Pandora -
I am not entirely sure how this happened, but I would very much like to keep listening to your station for the rest of the month. Isn't it a compliment that I like music so much that I've already used up all of my free listening for the month. I think I deserve some kind of reward for that. How about letting me continue to listen to music? Deal?
Kay thanks.
My lovely home:
I miss you. I love where I am right now, but there's something different about the smells and atmosphere of this place. I must admit that I do not miss the cold that you are experiencing right now, or the remodeling that you went through as soon as you were purged of my existence. But I still miss how comfortable I felt around you. Please keep mom and dad safe and warm.
Your old tenant,
Katie.
P.S. I promise to come and visit.
Itty Bitty,
You're a great cat. Goofy, a little needy since we moved, but still adorable. Thanks for hanging out with me because I'm new in town and have no friends. It makes me feel a bit like a crazy cat lady. But I'd rather be a CCL than be home all alone on a Saturday night. So thanks.
Muscles:
I know you protest, but don't deny how good this stretching feels. Stop fighting it and just relax.
Silly meaty tissue.
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i love the notes to your muscles. i've been having the same conversation with my muscles. okay, it's not really a convo, because they don't talk back, they just groan in protest.
Cute post. We've all had similiar discussions in our heads I think. At least, I have, or maybe even out loud. Good to see I'm not alone.
Whiny muscle support group?
Love this idea. Job hunting... it's evil, especially around these parts. I bet you'll find the perfect job though!
It's considerably warmer around here since you left. Love Home.
Come visit any time.